1. Are you in love? yah but its on dormant mode.
2. Ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a b? Bobby, Bert and Birtha. Thats it though.
3. Are you watching TV ? no but I can hear it
4. If you were give a drug test right now would you pass ? yep
5. Do you know anyone in jail/prison ? nope
6. Do you like the color green ? yep, forest green is nice
7. Who was the last person to send you a message ? dustin
8. Ever drove into the ghetto to buy drugs ? lol hell no
9. Do you have a crush ? yah thats on dormant mode too. except my crush on robert pattinson. thats real baby.
10. Last restaurant you went to ? honestly...mcdonalds drive through
11. Last message you sent? lainy probably
12. What did you do lastnight ? i went cradle robbing with joker
13. What's the first thing you would do with five million dollars? holy fuck i would steal my buddies and run away to the Bahamas
14. How many hours did you sleep the night before last ? ten!
15. Who was the last person that you felt was stalking you ? haha branden noden
16. Have you ever been on your school's track team ? ummm i coached the track team.
17. Do you have any piercings ? I have 25 piercings. But you can only see 6.
18. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, would you go ? haha i'd be driving
19. Do you swear at your parents ? nooo i love my grams and my gramps <3 maybe other peoples parents...cough.
20. Is your phone right beside you ? its watching tv. we're not speaking right now.
21. Have you cried today ? im the destroyer. i dont cry.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now ? ohh probably.
23. What is the color of your bedsheets ? ivory with pleasant little pastel flowers. very grandma.
24. Have you ever crawled through a window ? omg thats the only way i enter things. is through windows.
25. Are you photogenic ? nooo. no i am not. i break lenses and people get angry with me.
26. What do you spend most of your money on ? alcohol and hookers
27. What was the last thing you did ? nuggled pan
28. Do you have a tattoo ? ya, a huge portrait of jesus and peter griffin on a teeter totter
29. Is there a secret you've never told any of your friends ? uhhh no
30. Ever told someone you love them and didn't mean it ? uhhh ya
32. Are your parents married/divorced/separated ? i dont have parents
33. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment ? hahaha eee depends on who/what/where you wake up...
34. What objects are around you right now ? a lamp. a dog. some panties and a vaccum cleaner.
35. What's on the walls of your room ? paint. duh.
36. Are you genuinely happy ? yes actually.
38. What color is your ipod ? haha ipod shmipod.
39. What are you not looking forward to tomorrow ? YOU, ME, DUPREE.
40. Where's the last place you went ? THE BANK.
41. What's your favorite thing to do? nuggle pan, ride SAFE horses on SUNNY days WITHOUT dogs, or drink my face off and play funny hats with australian stalkers
42. What do you miss right now? penticton. tanning. rum and coke. two specials someones and...the gym
43. Lyrics stuck in your head ? 'myyy arms geeettt cold, in february AIR!'
44. What are you doing this weekend ? going to mission
45. Two emotions you're having now ? hungry, cold, seductive

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
1. Are you jealous of one or more of your friends ? yaaahhhh!
2. Have you known any of your friends your whole life ? almost
3. Are any of your friends taller than you ? yaah but only cuz you got leg extensions!
4. Have you ever been ditched by a friend ? yah fuck you life ruiner. jkjkjk
5. Do you have your friend's phone number's memorized ? many. but not really. no.
6. Have you lost or forgotten a friends phone number ? umm no i never forget things.
7. Have you been to most of your friends' houses? no my friends dont have houses.

HABIT CONFESSIONS
1. Do you play with things when nervous ? ya my junk.
2. Do you have an odd obsession with knives ? you would think so but no thank goodness
3. Do you sleep with the door open or closed ? open, or closed, whichever way the door happens to be when i fall asleep.
4. Is there at least one sound you can't stand ? dogs barking, branden slurring, snow falling
5. What is your worst habit ? biting my nails, YUCK EW STOP THAT!

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
1. Do you think abortions are horrible? no you should probably get one.
2. Are you against or think gay marriage is bad ? yay for gays!
3. Needles aren't so horrible ? depends where you put em :S
4. You have plenty of secrets ? mehh.

HAVE YOU EVER CONFESSIONS
1. Have you ever fallen UP the stairs ? who hasnt fallen up a flight of stairs.
2. Have you ever had a nail fall off ? uh yucky no
3. Have you ever slapped someone across the face ? haha yes thats fun feels good
4. Have you ever killed anyone ? ohohoho if i told you id have to kill you.
5. Worn the same clothes for a week straight ? oh thats iffy..pretty damn close

OTHER CONFESSIONS
1. Do you enjoy drama ? useless drAMATIC bullshit. yea. yea i do.
2. Have you ever gotten in a fight? ...ee..yes?
3. Who would you like to hit right now ? oohh theres a person or two
4. Is there any type of rumor going around about you ? wouldnt doubt it

MOUTHOLOGY
these are stupid nobody cares about these.

TECHNOLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone ? stupid
Number of contacts in your email address book ? stupid too
What is your wallpaper on your computer ? s sexy picture of bella swan with blood running down her chin wearing a pearl necklace and a hoodie saying, "be careful what you wish for.." -DIES-
How many televisions are in your house ? one little tee vee
Do you use a laptop or desktop ? my sexy little lappy <3

BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed ? right
Do you like your smile ? no its dumb
Have you ever had anything removed from your body ? a bunny. she lived dont ask
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest ? my sense of direction for sure
When was the last time you had a cavity ? i dont get cavities i'm not a gungie
What is the heaviest item you lifted last ? my own breasts
Have you ever been knocked unconscious ? no i dont think so? like physically or do drugs count?

BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die ? mmm...thats a tuffy
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to ? NYM..or..cassandra...
What color do you think looks best on you ? red
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? dog hair. lots of dog hair. ew ew ew
Have you ever saved someone's life? yeaaa my little sister <3
Has someone ever saved yours ? mm..probably?

DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000 ? suuure
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000 ? nooo
Would you never blog again for $50,000 ? blogs are...blogs are really dumb.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000 ? suuure
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000 ? suuuree
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000 ? suuure

DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket ? nushingg
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie ? ee...no. actually yah. i dunno
Could you live with roommates ? depends.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own ? half of one pair.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? i got pulled over for no reason.
What do you want to be when you grow up? a bumblebee

LASTOLOGY
Last person you talked to on the phone? ashley-boo
Person you hugged? lainaa

FAVORITOLOGY
Number ? 16, 18
Color ? violet
Season ? i like the heat of summer and the smell of fall

CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone ? yaa.
Mood ? unnnnpredictable
Listening to ? oprah
Watching? words appearing as i type them
Worrying about ? how my ass is starting to hurt from sitting cross legged for so long

RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning ? to pans litterbox
What can you not wait to do? eat!!!
What's the last movie you saw ? twilight and it was MAXIMUMGAY
Do you smile often ? smiles are for happymeals
Are you a friendly person ? lol no not really
Now that the survey's done what are you going to do ? POST IT BITCH!